why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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You

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Anti Joke

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