- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Yeah right loser!

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Nippies

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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