What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Your mom is so fat...

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AIDS

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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