What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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