what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Your mom.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Hi Jacob You cool

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