Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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