When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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This is not an anti joke.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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