How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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