A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

rape that shit

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Harry Styles

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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