- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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