Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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