- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

BenWuzHear

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Gingers.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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