- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Knock, Knock Come in

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A homosexual walks into a church

What time is it? 20:45.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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