- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

what did the shark do when he died.....

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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