your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What is a chair?

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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