crap!!

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Anything involving women..

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Strawberries!

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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