What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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u jelly?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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