a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

I killed someone today. :D

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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