What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

What number comes after 29? 30.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

WNBA

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

0 + 0 = 0

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Billy Cundiff.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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