What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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