- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

How did the girl die? 25.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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