Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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David Silberberg is gay

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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I hate long jokes -_-

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Well educated black man.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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