What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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the WNBA

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Please Rape William Wright

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Anti Joke

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