- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats white and sticky fluff

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Yeah right loser!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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