Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Nippies

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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