a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Joke.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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