Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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whats long and green? weed

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Anti Joke

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