- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Bob dole

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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