- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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