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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

I hate black people. Because their black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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