- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

How old is your mom? Old.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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