The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Obama.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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