Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

captcha: all yer base

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Yeah right loser!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

why does column have a letter n?

Whats white and sticky fluff

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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