Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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This one time at band camp....

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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i like pie.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Anti Joke

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