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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mom is so fat...

cancer

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

brandon ya twwat

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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