knock knock ... no one was in

vaginas

Neither does he.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

learn the ropes?

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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