- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

whats long and green? weed

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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