- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

just sit down and dont be a Jew

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Knock knock Come in

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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