- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Donald Trump

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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