How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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