- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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