Poop swing

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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There's a car about to hit me.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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