What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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ow

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Nippies

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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