- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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