I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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