when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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u jelly?

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Neither does he.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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