- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

I share two rooms with my mother.

That's not what she said.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

How old is your mom? Old.

women's rights.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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