What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Women's rights.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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