What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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This sentence is false.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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