Oh my God! A talking dog!

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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