GINGER PEOPLE

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why did the book disappear?

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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the WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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