- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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