- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

whats long and green? weed

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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