- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

EGGPLANT

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Wade

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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