- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

colby doesnt shave

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

A midget walks under a bar

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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