"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

So a seal walks into a club..

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

vaginas

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

knock knock ... no one was in

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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