A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Tell you something funny.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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You

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Hi

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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