- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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