What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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your mum

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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the WNBA

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People Order Our Patties

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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