- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

wanna hear a joke? no.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

That's not what she said.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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