WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Women's rights

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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