How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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E= McVagina

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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