- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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