- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

A midget walks under a bar

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Mike tyson

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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