Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

a man is running away

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

melon

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

i like turtals and kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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