- Anti Joke

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda pop" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.