what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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matty russel are you on here

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Chrissy is funny.

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baskets

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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tee hee

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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