Bob dole

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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