Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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