Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

i dont like chris

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

I never asked for this.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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