why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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do you want to hear a joke?

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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