- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Get on your knees Ho

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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