If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Neither does he.

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u jelly?

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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