- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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