- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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