Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Two english guys meet at work

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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