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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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