Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Harry Styles

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Bob dole

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Black People.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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