- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

i dont like chris

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

I never asked for this.

Women's rights

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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