- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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