What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Justin's hair

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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kkk

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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My pet rock died.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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