Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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lol

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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